I get mean, have a cold beer, and a deep think :-).Well now I have completed my uber life dodging process, and I am back! Miss me dear reader(s)?
Currently, there is a possibility that I just might be single. I am unsure... if you have had a beer with me at all in the past two weeks, you will be well aware of this little development. However, in the middle of it all I have become a bit of a roar chick... you know, I am woman, yadda yadda. What this means for me?
I bought matching knickers, got my eyebrows plucked and made the awesome purchase of purple eyeglasses.
Am I sick? Nooooooo...... Maybe I'm just changing direction? Either way, I'm strangely calm, and that's a bit scary .
Other news - the shit head neighbor has now moved. He took his crack whore girl friend with him, I am pleased to say. So, as of Sunday we are no longer subjected to their shit taste in music and her pathetic attempts at a blonde dye job (roots you silly bitch!!!). You may have worked out that she irritates me. She did, and now she doesn't, because she's gone to spread her nasty roots and chav lifestyle to some other hurting part of Wales... Can I get an Amen?
Even more news! Ahh... tune in later for the real thing...!!!!
Love,
Lynn (enjoying getting back on the soap box)
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