Wednesday, 18 March 2009

I have a junkie super power!

So, it works out that I'm single these days. No biggie. I think this peace is actually coming with age... just now, I am just so tickled to not have to share, I can't get in to the pain all the magazines say I'm supposed to be feeling. Oh what a pity. Heartless? Nooooo... factual, sugah.
I am really digging this 'my way all the time' thing. I eat and watch and leave exactly when I want to. I'm serious as a heart attack here- there is no foward planning. I don't 'run it past' big daddy in the next room.  I eat butternut squash whenever I want and my redbeans go much further...  It's pretty amazing, and I'm betting most chics don't get this. 
Ya wanna know what I did for two hours today? I watched catch up episodes of Grey's Anatomy on my pc. That's right. 
I sat on my arse, drank coffee, and achieved sweet f' all for two whole hours watchin McDreamy. No one nagged me... I think I've discovered a new super power.
I read a book while I ate my lunch. It was great company and I laughed like a loon over my tomato soup. 
I am relaxed... see? It's a super power. I really need to wear my knickers on the outside and learn to fly because this is just fab.
Now here is where some folks might call me a saddy... not so! I am pacing the floor drooling at the mouth waiting for my new laptop. I swear it's like someone promised me Shane Williams naked (thank YOU powerade!!!!). Nothing can touch me... I'm on the brink of new uber gadget power.
I am a junkie... a gadget junkie. Oh shit, I'm a gadget junkie with a super power...

Lynn - counting the hours and checking the city-link website every 10 minutes for a 'where's my package' update!


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