Sunday, 8 February 2009

Feeling the urge to post now...

...Because Wales is playing Scotland today in the Rugby Six nations. This means I'll be at Keith and Sarah's house with a full crew of mates and booze on hand. See, this is what drinking responsibly is. It's knowing in advance that you are likely to be tore-out-the-frame and therefore unable to post or even think later. So I gather my wisdom in advance of this meeting of the mates... and I share it with the world. Yes, I am still convinced there is at least one person out there reading my posts and enjoying the wisdom I deliver.

Today I feel an urge to purge about grocery store snobbery. 
Do you shop at Teso's but act as if you shop at Waitrose? Who out there claims Bruno's over Walmart? Are you ever a little embarrassed to be witnessed by the bogof (by one get one free) shelf? Do you secretly buy cheap toilet paper with some sort of embossing on it because it makes it look like the good stuff?
Do you quietly judge your mates when you find they have that scratchy loo-roll thing going on in their bathroom?
Don't deny it. You know you do. All of us fit in there somewhere to some degree.
I'm going to leave that little home-truth observation with you for a while, and I expect you to think on it. 
When next I find myself sober and unhungover, I shall continue...

Lxx

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